May 30 2005
I can’t believe this.
Obviously, UK doctors don’t cook and neither does
Of course, my personal favorite kitchen cutter is a Chinese cleaver. You wouldn’t believe the damage I can do … using it as a weapon.
and it fits the blunt-end proposal just fine, thankee. Someone ought to show those UK doctors a blunt-end … <grrr>.
What’s next, licensing requirements for cooks to have cooking tools? Or maybe a requirement that we all are not allowed to cook at home? Oh, I get it … all cooks shall be registered as potentially deadly weapons! (how many cases of food poisoning every year?)
UK doctors may be smart but, many don’t have the good sense that God granted a pumphandle. The rest aren’t even that gifted. That seems to apply to all UK Bureau-rats as well. Well, why should they be much different from US Bureau-rats?
Weapons of opportunity are weapons of opportunity. Knives are used because they are handy. Fireplace pokers have also been used, as have sticks, bottles, chairs, and rocks. The first law of martial arts: never hit someone with an empty hand. The second law: everything is a weapon. So, let’s ban everything and make learning self-defence illegal, as well. (that should sit very well with the thieves and burgler’s guilds)
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